About the FBI

ABOUT THE FBI - Our History and Purpose

FBI Headquarters, Pacific Northwest.

The Federal Bureau of Illustration (FBI) is a full-service artistic crime unit headquartered in the Pacific Northwest, with field offices across the country and around the globe. Directed by 23 year veteran creative investigator, special agent Von Glitschka.

The FBI currently has global jurisdiction over Illustrative design crimes ranging from the malfeasance of villainous marketing thugs, the mere misdeeds of ignorance, or the corporate ocular crimes against humanity.

The very heart of FBI operations lies in our investigations to solve illustrative design crime. We thoroughly investigate visual felonies, isolate suspects and arrest the guilty solutions. What ever the case the FBI is here to protect and serve quality illustration and prevent design atrocities.

At the FBI we strive to leave no case unsolved.

Federal Bureau of Illustration
Von Glitschka
Director / Special Agent in Charge