Pirana – Deep-Six Bad Art

PIRANA - Deep-Six Bad Art

Preventing design crime is our ultimate goal at the FBI. Unfortunately, most of our cases involve artistic reckless endangerment. The prime suspect in this case, recklessly engaged in branding conduct which created a substantial risk of serious perceptional injury to the viewer.

This form of amateurish graphic malfeasance exhibits a culpable disregard of foreseeable consequences to others from the creative omission involved. The victim of this senseless visual felony was a network security service.

The FBI taped off the crime scene, questioned the witnesses and proceeded with the logo identity investigation. The evidence of a design crime was clear, clip-art imagery and weak typography.

CASE SOLVED

Aggressively fierce aquatic branding.

Security is a serious business and deserves a serious mark that will reflect accurately a companies personality. This companies product logo didn’t reflect the omnivorous nature of a true pirana they chose to represent their network security platform service.

Using the latest in design enforcement technology, the FBI broke the case wide open, neutralizing the danger with a new appropriate logo.

The right bait gets the big fish.

The guilty party was dispatched with extreme prejudice and the work of the FBI once again prevented further blunt force trauma to the viewers retina.